Ahhh the joys of sexting. As seen here, we already know I’m a fan. Nothing quite like walking through Disneyland and getting a penis...

You ever hear the one about it being easy for women to have a booty-call? Well I hate to break it to you but it’s an urban legend. I’ve...

I’ve never been one to half-ass anything. Especially the things I enjoy doing. Especially the things I enjoy doing that involve sex....

While me and my girls agree that ambition is one of the sexiest traits a man can have, we can still shamelessly appreciate some blatant,...

There are very few things I feel uncomfortable talking about on here once the clock strikes midnight and it’s hump day. Cartoon porn is...

Growing up I used to hate being so tiny. At only 5 feet tall all the midget and handicap placard jokes start to take it’s toll on you....

During what felt like a 13,981 hour drive home from Vegas during the New Year, me and my girls attempted to make time pass by having the...

Yah, that's pretty much the sentiment. Today marks my thousandth post, how awesome! I intended on doing something “cool,” to commemorate...

Stereotypical gender roles get blurred by the second, but ultimately men are still from Duh and women are still from Planet Complicated....

To make a long story short (but girthy) – NO. But this is just my personal opinion which I will admit is based heavily on the fact that...

One day a fafillion years ago I was watching porn (surprise, surprise!). It was a threesome with two chicks and one guy. They were all on...

Had to dig this one up from the archives but it never gets old. You’re welcome ladies (and lady-boys). Click on the link for an early (or...

I think my sex blogs get me in a lot of unspoken trouble. Sometimes I can actually feel girls roll their eyes at me, and hear men say...

I FUCKING LOVE MUSIC. I can spend hours getting lost in a good song; exploring its melody, dissecting its beat, remembering its lyrics....

Hello you. Have you seen my orgasm? I seem to have lost it somewhere between vowing to never fall again and realizing that I am allergic...

I was perusing one of my favorite websites one day (YouJizz, you already know. I swear any more shout-outs and they’ll start sponsoring...

I know it may sound like I have an entire treasure chest full of ass-plugs, and dildos but contrary to popular belief I’ve only owned two...

It’s Friday which means the weekend is just a few hours away, and you know what that means for some people – another night of getting...