Stereotypical gender roles get blurred by the second, but ultimately men are still from Duh and women are still from Planet Complicated. Of course I’m being sexist. Case in point I asked my homegirls which I should expose emphasize highlight one night; stomach or legs? Stomach won 4-1. When I asked five of my homeboys though, it was a unanimous “BOTH”. So basically they suggested I wear this:
I’ve written about my favorite part on a man’s body here, and talked about the sexiest part of their intellect here. For today’s hump-day post I thought I’d write about what I find sexy in women and see how it compares. ‘Cuz lesbi-honest, women are damn sexy. So let’s start with …
… the meat and potatoes, or in other words the obvious tits or ass.
“Tits or ass?” is a common question men get asked a lot in reference to the female anatomy. While I am absolutely infatuated with breastsesses, I still prefer booty any day. But if you were to really ask me, I’d say shoulders.
I know. Such a typical “girl answer,” but I believe shoulders are one of the not-so-obvious sexiest parts on a woman’s body. Understated, smooth (i hope), demure, and a sneak peak of what she’s strategically hiding underneath it all. If I had a penis, I’d get a baby boner everytime a chicks bra-strap accidentally slid down, or I gently grabbed a beautiful woman by her bare shoulders to get her attention. I need more people? Fine, how about Megan and Natalie for starters.
When I originally typed what I found sexy about a woman’s personality, I paused and realized that it was the same shit I found sexy in a man’s; intelligence, humor, talent, and drive. So maybe it’s not so different. Or maybe I’m just bi-sexual. At any rate, ladies and gents, I’d love to hear what you find most attractive about a woman’s body, face, and personality.