dearabiApr 10, 20132 minGood vs Great.Most of the time, I watch porn and think to myself how in the hell did she do that? It’s like she just gave reverse birth! Then, there...
dearabiApr 3, 20132 minTurtlenecks and Top Hats.For me, a penis is a penis, is a penis. As long as there’s nothing green oozing from it and can get the job done, I’m an equal...
dearabiMar 27, 20132 minWet Dreams Are Made of These.I’ve been having a lot of dirty dreams lately. About people I don’t even like, and one that could possible be a figment of my...
dearabiMar 20, 20131 minLeggo My Eggo.My friend mentioned the Tenga Egg last week, and I was completely lost. So he had me YouTube the commercial, and I must say this is...