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Leggo My Eggo.

My friend mentioned the Tenga Egg last week, and I was completely lost. So he had me YouTube the commercial, and I must say this is ingenious. Fellas, it’s the perfect size for traveling and easy to clean up! Your socks will thank you. I almost wish I had a boyfriend just so I can buy this for him lol.

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