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How NOT to Fuck Someone.
Being a relationship kinda girl is hard. Being a relationship kinda girl that loves sex is a motherfucking struggle. Girls like me want a...
dearabi
Jun 16, 20152 min read


Heart and Soul Pt II
Continued from Heart and Soul Pt I He woke up to the familiar feeling of his girlfriend’s hand rubbing him, his dick already fully...
dearabi
Mar 11, 20152 min read


Heart and Soul Pt I
She didn’t snap out of auto-drive until she opened the front door, and even then she couldn’t remember ever taking out her keys. That’s...
dearabi
Mar 10, 20152 min read


Porno, No, No!
Remember when I said that I even surprise myself sometimes with the shit I divulge on this blog? Well, today is one of those times. As...
dearabi
Mar 4, 20152 min read


How NOT to Take A Dick Pic.
If you’re a man and you’re reading things, congratulations! Not only are you brave, you’re smart. Now if you’re a man reading this that...
dearabi
Feb 25, 20152 min read


Truffle Butter.
I found myself looking up a word on Urban Dictionary the other day, and immediately realized I was old as shit for doing so. Smh, I just...
dearabi
Feb 11, 20152 min read
Protect Ya Neck.
Speaking of unprotected sex … Over spicy ramen tonkatsu and strawberry soju, three ho’s talked about condoms. More specifically, when...
dearabi
Feb 4, 20152 min read


Condoms Shmondoms.
Growing up, there were a few things that stuck out during every sex lecture I heard: 1) Don’t have it, 2) Don’t listen to boys 3) Don’t...
dearabi
Jan 28, 20152 min read


“My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain”
If my nipples could predict the weather, it would always be raining with a chance of “mad brick son”. Sixty to eighty percent of the...
dearabi
Dec 10, 20142 min read


How Dirty Girls Get Clean.
I recalled the last time I did, and vaguely remember having too many drinks and too little patience. I ended up giving him shower head,...
dearabi
Nov 26, 20142 min read
Micropenis, Macroheart.
One of my homies used to always joke about having a micropenis. I figured it was because he either had a small dick, or a huge one. Since...
dearabi
Nov 5, 20142 min read


Mr Big Stuff.
The first time we hooked up was one eventful New Years Day. I remember feeling nervous during the Uber ride to his house. It was my first...
dearabi
Aug 26, 20142 min read


Tasti D-Lite.
Just the tip honey, just the tip. I read somewhere that there is now a pill men can take to make their jizz taste errr … tolerable....
dearabi
Aug 19, 20141 min read


Me, Myself, and O.
Last week I wrote about the best orgasms I’ve ever had, but failed to mention the ones I’d given myself. And I’ll have you know, I fuck...
dearabi
Aug 5, 20142 min read
Thank You, Cum Again!
A really good morning stretch. A long ass piss that’s been held for an entire car ride. An ice cold beer after stressful day. A dip in...
dearabi
Jul 29, 20142 min read
Just a Heads Up.
Ever wonder what’s going on in a woman’s head while she’s giving head? Here, I’ll take the guess work away. Worry: Shit, did I turn off...
dearabi
Jul 22, 20142 min read
Ahead of the Curve – WBW 08.22.12
Most everyone wants to be the best as what they do. Some even want to be the best at what they don’t do. I think it’s safe to say that...
dearabi
Jun 4, 20142 min read
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