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Me, Myself, and O.


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Last week I wrote about the best orgasms I’ve ever had, but failed to mention the ones I’d given myself. And I’ll have you know, I fuck me real good.  I can’t remember what day it was or even the year, but the best orgasm I gave myself happened one lazy morning when I didn’t want to get out of bed yet (Note: I usually masturbate when I wake up, or before I go to bed).

I was thinking about the sex I had just hours prior and was automatically engulfed in lust. I was so horny, and knew that I wouldn’t last ’til the next time I saw this person. So, I found the greatest love of all … inside of me. I thought about him, and the different ways he fucked me the night before as I laid on my stomach (Note: It’s easiest for me to cum while masturbating on my stomach, the more spread my legs are the better. I’ve only achieved climax a handful of times on my back). In less than no time I had an orgasm.

But I wasn’t done yet. 

I laid there for a few seconds still thinking of his dick inside of me. Wishing he was there with me, naked and hard. Instead of taking my hand out of my panties, I began playing with my clit again (Note: I rarely actually finger myself. I might have done it three, five times at most in my entire life). I thought of his balls slapping against me when he’d hit it from the back, and I came shortly after that.

Well damn. I had successfully made myself cum twice in succession. I can only hope I’m nearly as good when I’m fucking someone else. 

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