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Ahead of the Curve – WBW 08.22.12

Most everyone wants to be the best as what they do. Some even want to be the best at what they don’t do. I think it’s safe to say that every woman thinks they give the best head, or knows some secret technique on that Mensa tip. Just the tip.

I remember the first time I gave someone head, but an even better story is the first time I didn’t. I was pretty young, but not World Star Hip-Hop “Where are their parents?!” young. Nevertheless, young and definitely way too young for the guy I was dating. Prior to him, all I had been doing was kissing boys and dry-humping. I had never even seen a penis, what more touched one. Anyway, he got into 69 position and commenced cunninlingus. Mid-way through he put his hand on the back of my head and pushed it towards his crotch.

OK WHAT THE FUCK BRO. I was still trying to figure out what the hell he was doing down there, and then he had to add to the confusion by shoving my face in his silk boxers. It wasn’t until the next day (or maybe even the next week) that I finally realized what he was hinting at, to which my reflex was, “Ewwwwwwwww”. HAH! If my adolescent self could only see me now.

Obviously, I took a liking to it and is one of my favorite things to do in the bedroom … or car … or park … or you get it. But I still won’t go as far as saying “I give good head”. It’s not like one of my nicknames is “Brain Like Berkeley,” now that would just be plain silly, I went to SF State! While the reactions of the men I’ve uhh serviced seem to agree, they could still be lying or embellishing. I can’t say that I give head like Harvard, but I can say I enjoy giving it. I think that deserves an “E” for effort.

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