An avid reader of mine Janine once Tweeted, “The future feels so far away when you’re waiting for it.” Girrrl, you ain’t neva lie. We set...

Are you sick of my baseball rants yet? Too bad, you’ve got one more to go. Feel blessed you weren’t (or were) around in 2010, because I...

Written October 31, 2014. It’s 7:10am as I type this, but I’ve been up since 3. At about 6:30am, I got out the shower and proceeded to...

I never did fully recover from my slip on Day 11. Today, I couldn’t even say “I love you” in the mirror without crying. Imagine that. No,...

Eleven days ago I made the decision to be kind to myself. After much apprehension, I decided to take the corny, but positive route by...

Editor’s Note: I am not a sports aficionado, I just love the San Francisco Giants and (sadly) believe that baseball should be about the...

I’ve always been one of the boys. I was raised by older male cousins, didn’t fuck (or even date) any of the homies in high school, and...

September baseball is nearing its end, and the hunt for orange October is upon us. This means I will be drinking a lot more than usual,...

In Loose Lips Sink Ships, I write about how friendships are just like any other relationship you have; you must maintain and respect it...

I may have lived in the city all my life, but I love me some nature. While I’m more of a tropical sunsets and salty beach hair kinda...

We’ve already established that I want to have kids one day. Before I ever decided that I wanted to get married, I knew wanted to have...

GATNB is a place where you can act like a kid, cuss like a sailor, fuck like a porn star, party like a rockstar, and handle business like...

He’s not what you want, but he’s exactly what you need … right now. Who knows how long you’ll be able to detach your feelings from his...

I had another crying spell this morning. Do you know what that means? It doesn’t mean I cried over a Sarah Mclachlan SPCA commercial, or...

Another year, another VMAs, another bad host, another train wreck I can’t help but watch. Actually, this year’s awards didn’t suck...

A friend of mine sent me this YouTube clip of the ever so beautiful Chandler Parsons on Chelsea Lately. It was in this moment that I...

About a week ago, news broke out that Warmachine (formally known as Jon Koppenhaver) was in an altercation with her and a third party at...

“Genie, you’re free” Robin Williams is one of the very few celebrities I’ve ever met. I was an employee at a toy store at the time, and...

I am A LOT. When I’m my “usual” self, I’m a lot of awkward. A lot of fun. A lot of weird. A lot of laughs. And a lot of crazy (the good...

If you haven’t already, peep shit bitches love I, II, III, and IV while you’re at it. Ramen. There was a ramen festival in SF’s Japantown...