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MTV VMA’s 2014 Recap

Another year, another VMAs, another bad host, another train wreck I can’t help but watch. Actually, this year’s awards didn’t suck (congrats!). However, it wasn’t very memorable either. I don’t know what’s worse. At least you’ll never forget the VMAs when Miley twerked on Beetlejuice. Some things you unfortunately cannot unsee. 

Speaking of, there was a lot of fashion I wish I didn’t see this year. Starting with the the I-G-G-Y. I personally think Iggy Azalea is gorgeous, which is why this outfit pains me so much. The broad stepped into the spot wearing some couture catering apparel. I wanted to stick a sterno under her ass and warm up my dinner on her. 


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Let’s continue with the silver theme here, and talk about another gorgeous lady with an insane waist to hip ratio: Amber Rose. A lot of people have been comparing her fashion fail to Rose Mcgowan’s 1998 VMA red carpet dress. However, I thought it reminded me of the chain mail Toni Braxton wore in her He Wasn’t Man Enough For Me video (sorry for the poor quality, only screen shot I could find).


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Now not only did Jennifer Lopez receive the silver memo, she also received the 90s prom theme party memo. There’s no doubt that JLo’s body looks good in that dress, it’s just that the dress itself is awful. I’m pretty sure someone wore something similar to it to my senior prom. Matter fact, that someone may have been me. It looks like a slutty She-Ra or superhero costume and with stunners like this and this, bitch should know better. JLo herself doesn’t look old, but the dress ages her. 


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All I’m sayin is if you’re gonna pay homage to the 90s, DO IT RIGHT.


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Enough of the fashion though, because there really isn’t anything else worth mentioning. Moving on, I know y’all saw Big Sean holding hands with little Ariana Grande, only confirming their budding relationship and pissing people off. But did you see her get up from eating it right before this? Peep MTV’s IG to see a video of it.


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The only other performance I cared about (because Stay With Me by Sam Smith makes me want to slit my wrist) was obviously Beyonce’s. Maybe I’ve seen her do way better, or maybe Blue just stole the damn show.


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#2014 #nickiminaj #blueivy #bigsean #mtv #jenniferlopez #arianagrande #iggyazalea #redcarpet #anaconda #jayz #vmas #mtvvma2014 #flawless #beyonce

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