I think we can all agree that anyone who reads my blog is a fan of sex. Why not? Sex is great. It’s like, fucking AMAZING to be exact....

Saturday morning I woke up 2 hours later than I should’ve. I grudgingly walked around the corner to buy some coffee, then dillydally’d my...

I fucking love books. Someone go get me a t-shirt with that on the front STAT! If I had my box of books in Cali with me now, I could...

#cocaine80s #musicmondays #musicmondaze #nothing

Everyone has at guilty pleasure. Yours might even be this blog. Below are some of mine. Now please share yours, so I don’t have to feel...

In case you missed it the first time, check out this past weeks posts below! And don’t forget to follow GATNB on Instagram here! The...

When you can make people laughing without saying a word? You’ve got to be pretty funny. I adored Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids, and who...

This is what I’m twerkin with.

I never quite understood the concept of “wanting your cake and eating it too.” I mean, why the fuck wouldn’t I want to eat my fucking...

Wow. Just WOW. #choreography #missright #neyo #jessicakalotkin #neyo #dance #jekajane

So I heard this story (hah, you already know it’s going to be at least somewhat good whenever a post starts like that). It’s about this...

Congratulations to all you Niner Faithfuls on last Saturday’s win! My friends know that I am NOT a football fan, but EVERYONE knows I put...

Just like that. With no punctuation of course, because I bet you still don’t know how to use the shift key on your phone. Me and my...

#wale #musicmonday #bad #tiara #musicmondaze

You would think the worst part of a relationship is breaking up. Actually, I think it’s everything leading up to that part that sucks the...

In case you missed it the first time, check out this past weeks posts below! Les-Be-Honest Reason #3 I could never be lesbian:  I don’t...

Because crazy people that want to follow their stupid dreams gotta support one another. Click the pic below to support and spread the...

While shopping in SoHo with my buddy JR from LA last week, I came across the perfect winter coat at Brooklyn Industries. Not only that,...

My ninja Kris finally put into fruition a project she has been working on for the past two years, and I was more than glad to help. Along...

Wait. Lay in bed with me, don’t get up. Be my dream that never ends. Rest your bones against my skin, and remember the love we made...