Miss Christy Mack, Mack, Mack All dressed in black, black, black With a big dick, dick, dick All up her ass, ass, ass. And what an ass...

Ten reasons I’d ever turn lesbo. Although I’m sure that list will have grown by the time I’m finished with this post. You’ve heard me say...

I did it. I survived my first New Years Even celebration in New York. And as much fun as I had, I can’t wait to celebrate the next one...

The world is a crazy place, and the birth of the internet has only incubated the madness. Since the MTV series Catfish aired, I’ve been...

I grew up in an era where mix tapes were given as a token of one’s affection. As I got older, the men I dated who cared about me enough...

I celebrated New Years Eve at Yotel near Times Square. At one point I grabbed a cocktail at the bar, and finished it up at a table nearby...

In case you missed it the first time, check out this past weeks posts below! (Click on any images to take you to the original post)...

Email dearabi@girlsarethenewboys.com photos that you think depict the GATNB mentality and be featured on the account, or simply hashtag...

Started on 12.27.12. My flight is boarding soon. They’re playing John Legend’s Ordinary People and I’m on the verge of crying. You would...

A few pictures from my last week home in SF. Skout holiday party, Rach’s Dirty 30, and Ness’s family Christmas party. It’s a party, it’s...

While I wouldn’t exactly call myself a pessimist, I definitely have a hard time staying positive in the face of opposition. This does not...

I’m kind of in love with this picture and the women in it. People don’t usually find sexy synonymous with funny when it comes to women....

During a drunken ride to the BART station one night, a friend of mine said with margarita breath, “Where you going Abi? I’m tryna get on...

To say this year flew by fast would be an understatement. It would also be a lie, because there were certain times I wished I could’ve...

Back in the shadows, away from this foothold in my heart. I will keep you there. In the soul of despair, where light won’t let you grow....

Finally saw this East/West College Bowl parody from Key & Peele, and nearly died after “Javiarus Jamar Javarison-Lamar” introduced...

I read a quote not too long ago and it said, “If you want to know where your heart is look to where your mind goes when it wanders”....

OMFG the gallery is being fucking annoying right now. Not too sure what’s wrong with it, but it should be OK now. Sorry for the...

Originally written 11/9 for … me. Finished today, 12/9 for you. you. you. and YOU. And hell, me still. If you want to cry, cry. It’s ok,...