#fitness #health #lavenderlemonade

Sometimes I have absolutely NOTHING to say. I hear crickets in my brain, and see tumbleweed floating around. Sometimes I have TOO MUCH to...

My friend mentioned the Tenga Egg last week, and I was completely lost. So he had me YouTube the commercial, and I must say this is...

I haven’t gotten laid in months and pictures of my porn-crush (who just so happens to be the porn-twin of a man I used to date) keep...

The rest of the pictures from Califas’ wedding (yes, that’s my personal nickname for her lol). One of the best parts of being a part of...

For those of you who don’t know, I used to have an advice column on here aptly titled “Dear Abi”. Until I realized that I was a complete...

This bitch is so bad. She needs to step her lap dance game up though lol. #iggyazalea #musicmondaze #work

When you’re young, it’s all about “firsts”. First kiss, first boyfriend, first fight, first sleepover, first dance, first car, and of...

Back in December, I went home for one last time to attend two weddings and spend Christmas with my family. Here are pictures from one of...

So sad I won’t get to be a part of my ride or die’s special day for the first time since we’ve been friends 😦 Nevertheless, happy...

Rach is always talking about putting shit into the universe. Sometimes I think she says it just to be cute but she’s doing pretty well...

Puerto Rico vs. the Dominican Republic. BEST. PORN GAME. EVER. Of course you already know who has a wet soft spot in my panties heart for...

For all you whiney motherfuckers complaining that Valentine’s Day is sexist and basically a bunch of bullshit, here: Happy Steak and...

#ecards #funny

I started this post in December of last year when news surfaced that the fineness known as Michael Ealy secretly married his longtime...

I just wanna dance. #nickiminaj #freaks #frenchmontana #musicmondaze #freak

“I never wanted to be your whole life. Just your favorite part”. The part of your Sunday morning right when you wake up. When you...

Little girl, big umbrella. I love the snow. Have an amazing weekend everyone! #snow #winter #snowfall #hoboken #newjersey

Like the ex that got even better looking after you two broke up. #lights #ledinstallation #sf #baybridge #sanfrancisco

“If you want to confuse a woman, be everything she wants in a man.”~Unknown Well MOTHERFUCKER. Those are one of those quotes where as a...