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Let us bow our heads, and take a moment of silence to acknowledge the fine-ness known as Hugh Jackman aka Wolverine in X-Men’s Days of Future Past. He’s been shirtless and buff as fuck in every Marvel movie he’s been in, but only in the scene where he woke up in the 70s wide, topless and vascular as fuck, did I ever produce a lady boner for him. And can you blame me? Look at him, he looks like a giant, veiny penis. I’ll make sure to go over every nerdy detail of the actual movie in another post. For now, feel free to “right click and save” this photo for the spank bank ladies (and some gents). You’re welcome.

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