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>Protect This House

>This has been one of my favorite commercials since it came out. And not not just ‘cuz of the face GSP makes in :37. I’ve always loved sports related commercials like the NBA’s “Where Amazing Happens” series. They’re always so inspirational, make a bitch wanna climb a mountain for no fucking reason and shit. And what do us ladies get? Tampon commercials that try to convince us that being on our rag is all sunshine, roses, and butterflies. GTFOH, the last thing I wanna do while using a tampon is wear a bikini and do yoga poses on the beach.

Speaking of sports, I leave for 2 weeks and the Giants lose 5 in a row? Gah, not leaving again ’till the seasons over!

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