I mean come on. I’m a Giants fan and act like a 7 year old every now and then. What better toy is there? They should customize it though so it comes with a detachable rally thong, Andres Torres butt, Freddy Sanchez moles, “Machine” outfit, and of course various beards.
Because I just can’t fucking let go and want to relive every post-season game, feelings of torture and rapture included. And because I just realized that I cried more for the World Series than I did for the Notebook, and A Walk to Remember combined.
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