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Fuck My Brains Out - 02.09.11

Wale once said he wanted to fuck the shit out of a females aspirations. If that’s the case, then I’m trying to give your brain the best brain of its life. I want your dreams to drip down my chin and your talent to run down my thigh. Yeah I said it. Because the sexiest non-physical thing on a man, is his drive. And did I mention that I drive a stick?


I was looking through old pictures on what my girl likes to call my “(ex-boyfriend) photobucket” lol and we came across a very special one. One whom although I am not even the least bit in love with anymore, I still got mad love for. And the one thing I loved the most about him, was his ability to take on a task and OWN IT.


He wanted to learn how to snowboard, so he went with his “mentor” one day and is now better than him. He wanted to learn how to ride a motorcycle, so he bought a fake license and popped wheelies with the best of them. He wanted to learn how to play the drums, so he bought a set and taught me a lil’ something in the process. When he saw something he wanted, he got it. How else do you think he nabbed me?


Fellas, there is nothing sexier than watching a man DO WHAT HE DOES. Whether that be producing, coding, playing ball, performing, writing, or facilitating a business meeting. Whether you’re an entrepreneur, actor, graphic designer, photographer, baseball player, doctor, or a fucking rocket scientist – if it’s your DREAM, we’re wet for them … and you.


So gentlemen. If you have a dream. Grab that shit by the neck, or pull its hair (whatever floats your boat), and show it who’s the boss. Because it’s not just those arms that we think are sexy, it’s the way you throw that football with them. We want those hands all over us, because of the business plans you write with them. And we’re undressing you with our eyes, because we can see in your eyes, the ambitious girl you see in us. Now how about your dreams, and my dreams go have some sex. No quickies please.


“I like the person you are but I’m in love with the person you have the potential to be. And all your dreams sharing with me, and your secrets baring with me. And the flaws, you ain’t even gotta mention to me.”




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