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There’s not really any way for me to ease into this topic so for the faint of heart – come back tomorrow. For everyone else that’s already used to my brash raunchiness, hello and good morning, let’s talk about ejaculating on a woman’s face now shall we?

Sex seems to be a common discussion amongst me and my friends both male and female, so naturally it’s a common topic here on the blog. And along with sex, comes oral sex. And along with oral sex comes busting on ones face. Right? No? Just me? OK just kidding then …

So this is where I stand (or kneel ba-dum-bump) in regards to giving head.

There are very few things I wouldn’t try at least once for the RIGHT person. Facials, pearl necklaces, and even swallowing (ew) are on that list. My only requirement is they gotta be worth it. And let me clarify that just because the sex is good, it doesn’t mean they’re worth it. The shit I mentioned above is seen as degrading to some so if I’m going to put myself in a vulnerable position like that, it’s going to be with someone I trust with both my heart andvagina.

However, MANY of my male friends seem to take the opposite stance.

They feel as if they can only do these “freaky” type of things with “hoes” rather than with “wifey,” because they want to “caress their girlfriends face, not shoot their children all over it.” They believe that since this type of behavior is usually associated with porn stars that they would never actually date (just fuck), that it’s reserved for booty calls and one night stands. Again, women who they would never actually date (just fuck).

And I get it. I really do. But, are you to tell me that if this hot, beautiful woman who you love dearly, aka your girlfriend or wife, said, “Oh big (insert name here) please jizz into my mouth right now!” that you’d put your dick back in your pants in disgust and send her to bed early with no supper? *Ed Lover, COME ON SON!*

The general consensus seems to be this: Men are more likely to bust in the face of someone they DON’T care about, and women are more likely to let someone they DO care about bust on them. The only explanation I have for this is since a woman gets it DONE to her, and a man DOES it to the woman, she’s more likely to save it for a special occasion, or more specifically – a special person. Kinda like the fine china in the cabinet. You only use it for important gatherings, like an engagement dinner or birthday party. Or that sexy Herve Lever dress that you only wear when you need to bring out the big guns … like for your high school rivals engagement dinner or ex’s birthday party. You get it? No? Fine.

But whether you agree or disagree, all I know is I’m reserving it for a man who loves and appreciates the brain I have before the brain I give.

p.s. do you know how hard it is to find an artistic picture of a woman getting a facial on the internet? hard. i tried lol.

Good lookin on the image Deryk lol!

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