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Eye of the Cougar

Not sure if ur aware of it, but there’s this little movie out called New Moon. It spawned from this so-called phenomenon called Twilight, which is about vampires, and wolves, and love – oh my! But perhaps just as popular as the series itself, is (one of the castmembers) 17 year-old Taylor Latuners newfound, testosterone-filled, adolescently ripped BUFFNESS that has cougars far and wide out on the prowl. And can u blame ’em?


However, the irony of it all is when I was younger I dated older men. 7 years older at one point to be exact. When I was in college, I would never give the time of day to my friends little brother and his friends because they were 19 when I was 21. And God forbid I even considered dating a junior when I was a senior in high school. That would’ve been social suicide! He’s 16? I’m 17? He might as well have been an embryo. Yet nowadays, I consider 26-29 to be pretty much the same age. I always thought it was funny how the older people get – the slimmer the age gap seems to be. For instance; 18 and 23 sounds so much worse than 32 and 37.



Unless of course – the cougar sinks her claws into true love. Which although is rare, has and does happen. I’d definitely like my next relationship to be with someone at least 25+ so I don’t feel like such a cradle robber when I talk about New Edition or Saturday morning cartoons. But in a world where love is so hard to find, I say cherish it with whomever u do find it with. Whether they’re 5 years older or 5 years younger. I personally think most men aren’t ready to get married until their 30s when they’ve dun sowed their wild oats already and hairline starts to recede. But like I said, there’s always that exception to every rule.



Unfortunately, there is no exception to the statutory rape rule. So Team Jacob cougars, no matter how u look at it, Taylor Lauter is still jail bait until Feb. 11, 2010. I know age ain’t nothin but a number but yall seen what happened to R. Kelly.

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