‘Ello Govna!

Although this entire skit was hilarious, her facial expression at 1:17 damn near killed me. Thankfully, all my friends are equally as racist as I am and not culturally ignorant like this guy. At any rate, no one’s ever thought I was anything but Filipino until I moved to New York when all the Dominican’s thought I was Vietnamese. Then, there’s the Vietnamese manicurist that thought I was Japanese. Really? I was only mad, because I took it as a hint that I was in dire need of a tan. I’m one of those annoying Filipino girls that identify more with Pacific Islanders, but I don’t get offended being categorized with Asians (which is geographically correct and the norm). But just so you know, I’m the kind of Asian that’s bad at math. I also drive a stick, and have never been in a car accident. Now what kind of Asian is that?!