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Eargasms

I had the pleasure of watching Immortal a few weeks ago (best. date. EVER.), so I got to witness the sexiness known as Tina Guo in person. Typically, she’s not my type but her entire set was so erotic and obviously phallic, that I couldn’t help but pop a boner watching. Listen to the first 30 seconds of this video. It’s totally the last time I had sex in music form.

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