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5 Songs I’m Ashamed That I’m Not Ashamed I Like.

Ke$ha’s “Die Young” Or any Ke$ha song for that matter. While I definitely see why people view her as the musical antichrist, I have a whole new respect for her since watching her biography on TV. Sometimes though, I just can’t help but jump up and down and do my white girl in Vegas dance to her songs. Especially this one, because I can’t even count how many times I went somewhere and saw the man of my dreams … cheating on me with the woman he came with.


Sage the Gemini’s “Gas Pedal” 

“Slow down, grab the wall. Wiggle like you tryna make your ass fall off. Hella thick I wanna smash ’em all. Now speed up, gas pe-dal”

How can you not appreciate such poetry?


Miley Cyrus’s “We Can’t Stop” It’s not that I like this song, I just don’t dislike it and it’s easy to sing along to. I’m one of the few who actually loves her new look, but I absolutely hate the video. Despite the fact that the song is pretty much every current entry in Urban Dictionary.com all in one stanza, she pretty much won me over when she said, “We run things, things don’t run we”.


Ariana Grande’s “The Way” Because I will never get tired of that Big Pun sample (or Brenda Russell for those of you even older than me), and because I’m totally Team Baby-Mariah.


Lil’ Wayne’s “Rich As Fuck” Or any song with 2 Chainz in it for that matter.


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