This is not a “sexy” humpday post, but it’s a real one. Considering men like to pretend women don’t take shits and ladies don’t like to talk about it – maybe too real. I was sitting shotty in heavy traffic when my girl’s stomach started hurting. She began squirming in her seat, and rolled down the windows because she started to sweat. I looked at the road ahead of us in horror at the long line of brake lights and sympathized. I knew the deadly stages of shitting yourself, I h

In 2012 I recalled quite possibly the one time I’ve ever approached a man. And as awkward as that story still was, trust me when I say that it’s just a sliver of my awkward pie. Here, have a slice. The Southwest Guy. In January I went to San Diego for the weekend, and on my last day me and a couple of friends watched the Packers vs. Seahawks game at a bar in the Gaslamp District. While I’m not a football fan, I rooted for the Packers because Aaron Rodgers was on my FF team an

That’s a whole lotta handsome in one clip. #funny #handsomemensclub #matthewmcconaughey #sting #benaffleck #patrickdempsey #comedy #mattdamon #jimmykimmel

We’ve already established that I want to have kids one day. Before I ever decided that I wanted to get married, I knew wanted to have kids. I always figured it would be me, my two dogs, two kids, and four houseplants ballin outta control. I’ll see my friends 1.5 year old give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her he loves her, and I can’t wait to have kids of my own. But then, I’ll hear about a kid smearing his poop ridden diaper all over the carpet and thank the stars above t

My bad, “Church”. #comedy #davidso #funny #stereotypes

I’m a little upset they didn’t include my favorite dance of all time (Can you guess what it is?), but I still loves me some Jimmy Fallon. I’d love Will too, but I ain’t tryna piss off Jada. #funny #evolutionofhiphop #jimmyfallon #dancing #willsmith

#funny #humor #comedy #trevornoah #apollo #tgifunny

Don’t get me wrong, Seth playing Kim K. was hilarious. But I think James Franco kilt it. I will never be able to take the West’s seriously from now on (as if you ever did before this). #funny #jamesfranco #bound #sethrogan #TGIF #kanyewest #tgifunny

I’m sorry, but I find this commercial hilarious. #funny #kmart #tgifunny #yomama

Bitches love Magnums. Or rather, the penises that fit them. It’s not that we love those that don’t fit them any less, it’s just that there’s technically more to love in regards to those that do. Think of it as eating breakfast and seeing that the restaurant carries hot sauce (yes, he has condoms!). Then, reaching over and finding out they have your favorite Tapatio (yes, he has Magnums!). While that may have been a horrible analogy, the point is size doesn’t matter … as much

Just toying around with a little idea I’ve had for the past few years. Welp, there goes the neighborhood. #funny #gatnbtv #patlikethat #monsieurpicot #comedy #theendmedia

#ecards #funny

Happy Valentine’s Day to all you amazing people who read and support not only my blog, but more importantly –  MY DREAMS. Have an amazing day whether you decide to celebrate or not. And click after the jump to see some of my favorite Valentine’s lol. GATNB loves you! This one is STILL my all time favorite though LMAO. #funny #someecards #valentinesday #relationships #love #fuckbuddies #respect

I randomly came across this channel on YouTube, and ended up watching all of their videos. While some of are funnier than others, what’s not to like? They’re two hot chicks that don’t take themselves too seriously. Minus the sex-symbol status, I can totally relate. This is probably my favorite of their videos. Most of the time, sleepovers with my girls consist of frumpy pajamas, a ridiculous amount of wine, an even more ridiculous amount of snacks, and absolutely no half nake

OMG This shit had be weak. #funny #grandmaswatchkimkardashiansextape #humor #kimkardashiansextape #goldengirls