Because he is quite possibly my favorite blogger at the moment, because one day we may need to get married just so everyone can hear the wedding vows of the century, and because he said it better than I ever could.
Assholes aren’t very good at many things that don’t make you cry. They flake, have wandering dicks - I mean eyes, commitment issues, and secret girlfriends in other states. One thing they are good at
Hi, let’s dance. We can pretend like we came together and I didn’t just see you wistfully staring into the distance then abruptly looking busy on your phone. I’ve seen that look before. You’re tired a