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>What Happens in Vegas Stays in … Your Thighs

>’Cuz for the first time ever, I did more eating in Vegas than drinking, dancing, or partying. WTF right? But when you got restaurants like Max Brenner, Hash House A Go Go, and Island Sushi how can one resist? THEY DON’T.

My first dinner of 2011 was with 2 of my favorite girls at one of my newest favorite Vegas eating establishments, Max Brenner’s Chocolate Bar. Thankfully, my fat ass spotted it in a magazine at the telly and Queenie’s fat ass brought it up again. I’m so glad the line at Cheesecake Factory was ridonk, otherwise I may have never gotten to eat here.


Rach, her vagina cup, and white hot chocolate. The ladies know I’m a fan of white chocolate. Mmm hmm lol. Where the Mexican hot chocolate though? HAH.


OK so left to right: Steak (I’ve had better but for a place known for their chocolate it was still very good!) flavorful potatoes, and the BEST FUCKING CHEESY CORN CROQUETTES I’VE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE. OK, so they’re the ONLY corn croquettes I’ve ever tasted in my life BUT STILL. Then, mushrooms with spinach in a garlic lemon sauce (must try to imitate one day), onion rings with chocolate ranch sauce (we all preferred regular ranch though), and a spinach asparagus crepe. There was nothing I DIDN’T like.



Now go drool on that, ’til my next Foodgasm post, which will show you how I ate my way through Miami. UGH, I would be a fat ass in the one city known for dieting and staying in shape.

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