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Top 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t be Intimidated by Lil’ Ole’ Me

Saturday morning I woke up feeling shitty. The weird part was, nothing bad happened. And the night before I had a blast thinking I was Alicia Keys (more like Alicia Please) during drunk karaoke. But for some reason, I woke up feeling like someone ran over my puppy. So I ate breakfast and went to the gym … where I received a pleasant surprise from the girl at the front desk. She said she read and loved my blog! It may not have looked like I was ecstatic at the time, considering I was half asleep, slightly still drunk from the night before, and was not looking forward to working out for the next 2 hours buuut talking to her really made my day. So thnx for being an inspiration Cara! (Hope u don’t mind me busting u out right now lol)

We run into people everyday that stand out or make a difference in our lives, whether they’re old friends or people we’d like to meet for the simple fact they seem “cool”. Sometimes we make the connection and sometimes we don’t. I’ve been told more than once from both men and women that I seem intimidating at first for one reason or another. Truth is, I am far from it. I don’t want to say I’m a nobody, but I am definitely nobody to be intimidated of. And the following are 5 truths to prove just that. Actually, they prove I’m more of a ruh-tard than anything else but either way, they should give u a reason to stop being gay and just say hi!

  1. I cannot text and walk at the same time. So far I’ve run into a fence, a table, a phone booth, my mom, and a filing cabinet.

  2. I drooled onto the space bar of my keyboard just now. I’m not a drooler, but I’m chewing gum. Apparently I can’t chew gum and type at the same time either fml.

  3. Imagine having to stick your arm out ur car window to open the door everytime u got out. Now imagine doing that in front of a house party filled with cute guys. It’s a humbling experience I tell u.

  4. I own a fucking rubberband ball. I mean seriously, how can u be intimidated by someone who owns a rubberband ball?

  5. I am probably just as shy to meet u.

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