Daaaaaamn Abi, back at it again with another post. It’s been a while since I’ve blogged, what more wrote a “Shit Bitches Love” post, so I thought one was overdue. For first time readers, it’s pretty self-explanatory: a list of shit bitches (including myself sometimes) love. If I’m missing anything, feel free to let a bitch know in the comments section.
Kylie Lipkits. Let’s be real here. If you are a woman (or man) under the age of 25 and obsessed with pop-culture, then Kylie could slap her name on dog food and you would buy it. You don’t even need to on a dog. While I don’t look at her as a role model (mainly because I could be her mother), I will shamelessly admit that I dig her style. She’s business savvy (wonder where she gets it from) and capitalized on all the hoopla surrounding her infamous pucker. And if her followers are willing to buy a tube of lipstick for $50+ she’s going to sell it to them. I on the other hand will wait until Colourpop comes out with a metallic dupe for less than half the price. Because #RealBitchesLoveDiscounts.
Basic bitch hair.
I don’t know how it happened, but this hairstyle has reemerged from the depths of high school although it’s obviously been around for decades. It has seemingly replaced what I like to call the Basic Bitch Pomeranian do’ and looks like it’s here to stay for a while. Or at least until the next hairstyle fad kicks in. #BitchesLoveBasicBestieHair
Chokers. Man do bitches love them a choker. I’ve managed to resist the trend this long, but I’m not going to like – it’s growing on me. The only reason why I haven’t hopped on the bandwagon is because the last time I wore one, I might’ve been in the 8th or 9th grade and they costed $0.99 at one of those Safeway toy gumball machines. Oh, and you know I had a matching anklet, don’t play. #BitchesLoveGettingChoked
The “Thot filter” on SnapChat. Because nothing says you a ho, more than this ho ass filter. As the owner of a thotty face a fan of this filter, let me break it down on behalf of other avid users. Bitches like this filters because 1) It’s cute. It’s a fucking puppy, with puppy ears and a little snout and tongue that sticks out when you lick something. Who doesn’t like that puppy shit?! 2) It makes you look cute. No, really. It slightly smoothens out your skintone and adds a subtle glow to it. Add the dog nose and ears, and it takes away from any blemishes or unfortunate features on your face. #BitchesLoveBeingThotful
