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Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

It’s like Halloween for alcoholics. A reason to get shit-face on a Wednesday and not be judged for it. Gotta love the Irish! Nicole, it’s twice the reason to celebrate today. Happy birthday mama! May you wake up with yak on your shirt, no phone, by a dumpster, next to homeless people 🙂

 
 
 

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