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>Doo Wops, Hooligans, and Horny Girls

>Bruno Mars is ill, this much I already knew. But I wasn’t that big of a fan until I saw him perform live at Slim’s last night. His voice was impeccable and sounded exactly the same if not better than on the radio. And as an added bonus? He was funny. Yall know how I feel about funny dudes. Safe to say a lot of females TUI’d last night. Fellas, you can thank Bruno Mars for that. Smooth little fucker lol.

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