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>[11:37] Girl 1: i hope he comes to cry on my shoulder (read: vagina) [11:37] Girl 1: alskdfaskldfjasdklfj [11:37] girl 2: yes yes [11:37] girl 2: i hope so too [11:37] girl 2: no astro glide necessary that way [11:38] Girl 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH [11:39] girl 2: btw [11:39] girl 2: fri night we attempted to try the KY [11:39] girl 2: FAIL [11:39] girl 2: FAIL [11:39] girl 2: FAIL [11:41] Girl 1: told u ky sucks! [11:42] girl 2: well we didnt even use it for sex [11:42] girl 2: i was tryna see if it wud warm up just in my hands [11:42] girl 2: so he goes “put it on my dick” [11:42] girl 2: so i try and im over it and go in to give him head and gag cuz it tastes so gross lmao [11:42] girl 2: so i make him taste it on my hand and then he gets up and washes his dick LMAO [11:43] girl 2: dont they know to make these things felatio friendly? [11:44] Girl 1: oh some of them actually taste good [11:44] Girl 1: i have one called D-lick-scious [11:45] Girl 1: thats mint flavored. its like brushing ur teeth witha penis [11:45] Girl 1: did i just say that? [11:45] girl 2: …….. [11:45] girl 2: and thats y we’re friends [11:45] girl 2: i must try that one of these days [11:45] girl 2: brushing my teeth with penis, not the lube [11:47] Girl 1: LMFAO. [11:47] Girl 1: i’m crying. [11:47] Girl 1: best. convo. ever.

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