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Blog of the Day – THE BOOBS

I rarely give shout outs to other plugs I ain’t affiliated with ‘cuz 1) I’m lazy, 2) I’m picky, and 3) I’m a selfish bitch. BUT once in a while u find a diamond in the rough. A blog that combines humor, eye candy, and substance. I mean, real, intellectual, thought provoking topics. U know, like tits.

I love boobies, probably because I don’t have any myself. But seriously I think I check them out just as much if not even more than my boys do. Definitely more than my bf does. While I prefer real breast, I am a sucker for a GOOD boob job. Yes, I will stare. And yes, I will ask if I can touch ’em. I honestly think God gave me these small ass B’s ‘cuz he knew it would’ve been on and poppin if they were any bigger. I most likely, would’ve been one of those drunk girls in Cancun on stage for the wet t-shirt contest. Except I’d actually have rhythm. Oh, and I’d probably win.

Anyway, the blog is appropriately titled THE BOOBS. And it’s filled with hot bitches, hot bitches with big titties, and conjoined twins giving head. Peep game. And don’t say I aint never did nothin for ya.

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