Finally, the rest of the pictures from my first weekend in NYC are here. Sorry again for this cop-out post, but I promise I’ll be back on...

“I am finding out the maybe I was wrong That I’ve fallen down, and I can’t do this alone Stay with me, this is what I need, please? ...

Finally getting over being sick, and finally settling in. The bad news? I haven’t sat still long enough to write a new post. The good...

I’ll never love you more than the boys below. #sfgiants #busterposey #nlwestchamptions #postseason #sanfranciscogiants #playoffs

Since moving to New York about a week ago the most popular question I’ve been asked is, “How is it?” So I tell them what I told the...

#tbt #throwbackthursday

I’m not scared of heights, I want to go skydiving in September. I’m not scared of dogs, I used to kiss my(ex’s) pitbull on the forehead....

I remember getting my first bikini wax and feeling like a motherfucking sex God. My panties were like silk against my skin, it was light...

The 21st night of September? I barely do. Thank God I have a few pics to remind me how much fun I had! Mixologi did it again in NYC, this...

#adorn #miguel #musicmonday #musicmondaze

I can still smell you on my mouth. Not even this shower could get rid of your taste. All over my chin, from sloppy but sweet drunk...

#beekmanbeergarden #mixologi

I had envisioned the month before the Giant Race much differently. I wanted to cut off alcohol completely, and be on a strict diet like...

Busy, busy, busy, busy. That pretty much sums up this past week/end. Trying to do everything, and spend time with everyone is not a bad...

I find myself writing all the time nowadays. No, I mean ALL THE TIME. I’m writing this right now from my retarded iPhone screen wincing...

Boners. Man they’re awesome.

You know what’s better than sex? Spontaneous sex. You know what’s better than spontaneous sex? Spontaneous beach sex. And the only thing...

Leave it up to my boy Jeyel to find another slapper. This one really makes me want to slap someone though, mostly myself. Listening to...

LMAO. Have a good weekend everyone!

If I had started this blog in my early twenties, it probably would’ve been called “Men Are the New Dogs.” Then, I grew up and recognized...