Happy birthday you beautiful bitch! I bet you think you’re a big girl now don’t you? Well, I have good and bad news for you: you’re not even close. You may never be. Until you are, here’s some advice from your 35-year old self who I promise can still keep it lit AF. Don’t worry, you’ll understand what that means in about 14 years. 1. YOU ARE ENOUGH. 2. You’re going to get your heart broken. You’ll think you’re going to die. You might a little. And then you’ll get over it. The

Whoah, it’s been a while since I’ve posted photos. Matter fact, these pics were taken last year at my best friend’s cousins 18th birthday at the Sir Francis Drake in Union Square. I’ve seen this little girl grow up into a beautiful, smart young lady and am super proud of her. I unfortunately have no pics with her since she was all over the place, but here are a few others from that night.  #gallery-19443-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-19443-1 .gallery-item { f

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Usually, I spend my birthday throwing back Hennessy shots, or wading in aquamarine waters. This year I attended a funeral viewing, and then watched the sun set amongst tombstones and mausoleums. In less than two months, I lost two good friends of mine. Their services were in the same mortuary – in the same room mind you, and they were buried not too far from each other in the same cemetery. I mean, how fucked up is that? Have you ever heard a mother cry over the death of her

My amazing friends make me feel special all the time, and with the loss of two special people in less than two months, I wasn’t really in a celebrating mood. But any reason is a good reason to surround yourself with people you love and to celebrate life! #beergarden #birthday #sf #zeitgeist

A few weeks ago, me and my family celebrated my baby-cousins 2nd birthday with a Toy Story themed party in 102° weather. Hot damn! Despite the blazing heat, everyone had fun including the biggest kid there – ME. We ate trip-tip sandwiches with alien green punch, played with water balloons and water guns, and munched on yummy desserts courtesy of Marley’s Treats. Needless to say, the dessert table was a hit! If you live in the Bay Area, and are throwing a party, I highly recom

So sad I won’t get to be a part of my ride or die’s special day for the first time since we’ve been friends 😦 Nevertheless, happy birthday to the girl that just “gets me” “‘cuz I’m a flirt,” and “can’t stand!”, the girl I can scale grocery store walls with, “cake cake cake cake” in the middle of the street with, my dance break partner, RABU President, my main squeeze, my loveliNess! My “cousin” by default, but sister by choice. Love you! (Ew, I almost got teary typing that l

I feel like a child’s 5th birthday is equivalent to a an adult turning 30. Either way, it definitely calls for a celebration! Last Sunday, we celebrated Tyler’s 5th birthday at Image Powerhouse in Manhattan. Not sure how a child of the 2000’s even knows about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but I’m so happy he does seeing it was one of my favorite cartoons growing up. To keep the kids (both big and small) entertained, they hired Professional Kids Entertainment, which included a

My birthday weekend started off with a family party in Concord that ended with my 74 year-old aunt doing 15 push-ups without even breaking a sweat. That’s 15 more than I can do! I love my dysfunctional family. We may not be perfect, but it’s nothing but good times whenever we’re together. My friends can now attest to that. #gallery-11458-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-11458-1 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width:

Celebrated my birthday this year a little different, and kept things low-key. Yet, I’m still exhausted. Prepare for picture overload later this week. I hope everyone had an amazing LDW. Thank you to all my friends who celebrated with me this past weekend, and thank you for reading my blog and supporting my dreams! #birthday #cake #celebration