I’m a walking contradiction. I’m extremely patient, yet, am extremely impatient in regards to certain things. One of those things is responding to text messages. Unless I don’t have my phone on me or got my hands cut off, I’m replying to your texts within the next 10 minutes. So when I read this hilarious Buzzfeed article on epic responses for people that don’t text back, I couldn’t help but take notes. Click on the image to read the full article. I’ll definitely be using some of these.