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All is UnFair in Love and Porn.

I remember having the most ridiculous crush on T.I. I would fantasize about being the one “normal” girl in a sea of groupies he fell in love with. This fantasy came to a halt the minute I found out he was with Tiny. I  know that defeats the whole point of a “fantasy”, but fantasizing about being a home wrecker didn’t sound attractive at all. As you can see, fantasies are not my forte. 

It’s no wonder some celebrities choose to keep their personal life, and especially their relationships a secret. For those who are most popular for being single and available, it can ruin the fantasy as well as income. Why do you think Ralph T. had to keep his baby under wraps when he was a member of New Edition, and boy band members are urged to stay single?

For me, the sentiment is the same for porn stars. In case you forgot, I was infatuated with Johnny Sins aka the original Porn Twin. There was a portion of my porn loving life that I would only watch his films. I even followed him on Instagram. It was there that he debuted his new relationship with a woman who is now known as Kissa Sins. Initially, I felt betrayed. There I was masturbating to him and ONLY him, and he returns the love by … giving it to someone else? Poppycock! 

After the feelings of betrayal wore off, I started to take a liking to the new couple. I mean, asides from the fact that he was banging 5 other chicks a week and a close up of her asshole was everywhere online, they were #couplegoals. I “shipped” their relationship by masturbating to their porn (DUH). If you can’t beat them, beat to them right!

Their videos are great, because their onscreen chemistry is exemplified by their offscreen chemistry. I’ve just about seen them do every position imaginable, yet the only scenes that make me uncomfortable are the ones they record on SnapChat of them making out over breakfast. WTF right?

This is because I know that (for the most part) what I see off of the silver (slimy) screen is REAL life. While they obviously don’t mind sharing their intimate moments with the world, I prefer to be one less pair of eyes from that audience. I know the sentiment is a little strange, but leave it to me to stare at their privates, while keeping their intimate moments private


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