I knew I was going to write about penis this coming Wednesday not only because it was hump-day, but because ever since 12:30pm today I’ve had penis on the brain non-fucking-stop. No, seriously. It went like this: Facebook, penis, Meebo, penis, marketing research, penis, recruiting party booking, penis, blogging, penis, confirm the private room of Lucky Strike, penis, more writing, penis, bathroom, penis, pinball … wait no, no pinball just penis, Balance Bar, penis, scan some