Over dim-sum I learned how to make a man fall in love with you in three easy steps. While I knew I wouldn’t get past the second step before falling in love with whichever man first, I almost thought I had a chance. Almost. 1. Make him laugh – done. I’m kinda funny. I think. Laughing at me counts right?
2. Make his friends laugh – done. Please refer to above.
3. Give him a lap dance – Never mind, I don’t want to play anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I totally see the validity in