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YOU LOOK LIKE A PUMPKIN, BITCH.

OT at the J-O-B ttoday, and then straight home where I will write myself to sleep, and rest up for tomorrow’s festivities. This is the only thing allowing me to survive these final 11 minutes here at work. My favorite scene from No Strings Attached, which is arguably one of my top romantic comedies of all time. She’s quick, like a PUMA lmao. I cannot. Happy Friday everyone, have an amazing weekend!

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