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That Just My Baby-Daddy.

Although Tessanne Chin is my favorite this season of The Voice, Ray Bourdreaux definitely has my vagina heart. It helps that the boy can sang too. While this wasn’t his best performance, 1:23 and on makes an insta-family all of a sudden sound very attractive. Oh, who am I kidding. I could watch him sing on mute.


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