>She Said, She Said – Sexless in the City

>[10:19] B: i have a story to tell u, its so embarrassing [10:25] B: OK so i was sposed to wake up early this morning [10:25] B: but i didnt cuz i was too tired [10:25] B: because i slept late [10:25] B: u know why? [10:25] A: whyyyyy [10:26] B: i was trying to find my orgasm till like 2am [10:26] B: i was so angry lmao [10:26] A: omg [10:26] A: HAHAHAHAHAA [10:26] A: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA [10:26] B: i had to break out the purple happy face at about 1:45 cuz i was like “yo. vagina. i need to fucking go to bed” [10:26] A: dude i give up after awhile. [10:27] A: like if i can’t find it [10:27] B: i was tryna picture pyt, viva la sexy, EVERYONE [10:27] A: i’m liike FUCKING FORGET IT [10:27] B: IT DIDNT WORK [10:27] A: I HATE MY VAGINA, I HATE IT! [10:27] A: lmao [10:27] B: and then i felt so ashamed [10:27] A: sometimes i think the bats in there ate my orgasm [10:27] A: LOL. [10:27] B: like really woman? really? u were late this morning cuz u stayed up all night MASTURBATING???!!!!! [10:27] B: only fat greasy hairy ugly men do that [10:28] B: u hate ur vagina, and my vagina hates me lol [10:28] A: LMFAO [10:28] A: LISTEN TO US [10:28] A: I SWEAR TO GOD. [10:28] B: i wanna blog about this but ummm [10:28] B: maybe ill pretend like i get laid instead [10:28] B: WAIT WHY DO I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE GETTING LAID I SHUD BE GETTING PIPE LIKE FUCKING MARIO BROTHERS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [10:30] A: LAJKSDFLKASJDFLAKSDFJALSDKF