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Say What?! – Spring FORWARD Edition

  1. There already isn’t enough hours in the day, and then yall wanna go and do this daylight savings time booshit. I woke up this morning not knowing what day or time it was and now I’m running late for brunch! Whoever invented daylight savings time, FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U. Sooo not necessary. Oh well. Spring Forward it is.

  2. I was having a flawless makeup day Friday night so I got conceited in the bathroom. Today I woke up with a pimple on my forehead. That’s what I fucking get. Anyway, thnx to everyone who came through to Azul for the Ava launch (more pics to come once Kris *ahem* uploads ’em). NO THNX to the people who bought me drinks lol.


  1. I almost fell asleep watching the fight last night it was so ridiculous. Matter fact, I was on the phone with Kaiser making an appt. during the 11th round lol. I’ll be honest though, I was a little nervous seeing Clottey just stand there. I thought Uncle Manny was gonna get impatient or tired. I did love the camaraderie between the 2 though. Third world country fighters gotta stick together naw mean? LOL. All in all, it just made everyone even more eager to see Pacquaio vs. Mayweather.

  2. Speaking of Pacquaio, this by far is my fave interview of his. “He forgot to eat his ass” Oh Manny just fight, don’t talk.

  1. Yayyy I found my Juicy cupcake necklace and my watch today!

  2. Currently on repeat: “For the Money” by Fab feat. Nicki M., and “Crazy Night” by R. Kells feat. R. City

  3. I need to start my own edition of “Texts From Last Night,” thank God I only receive them instead of send LOL.

  4. Saw these Sam Edelman babies at Nordstrom the other day. They was NICE. But the price was MEAN.



  1. I sincerely apologize for all the “Dear Abi” emails I haven’t answered. I have not forgotten. I just believe in quality answers that take a long time to writer as opposed to timely bullshit responses.

  2. It’s been a BEAUTIFUL weekend starting with the birth of the newest addition to the family on Friday – Francezna Aaliyah Zayla (ok seriously though? lol) on Friday.



  1. My girl Kris met hottie Olivia Munn yesterday and said she was super nice. I felt inclined to google her ever since and came across this. I kinda love her. She reminds me of … well me. But a thousand times hotter. And with mixed genes, a flatter stomach, and bigger tits. Her co-host can get it too for being a good sport.

  1. Once again, happy birthday to my girl Ness. *UPDATE* Ugh, champagne brunch = champagne headache FML.


  1. I hope everyone had just a good of a weekend as I did. I think I’ve went out more in this past month than I have in the past 6 months and as much fun as I’ve had I am EXHAUSTED. I love to dress up every now and then, and I love to get wild but it gets old real fast. Friends – please stop having ur birthdays and launch parties all at the same time. It’s hazardous to my health. I think after SHINE at Minna this weekend (if u don’t know now u know) I’m taking a break. In the mean time just thought I’d let u know there’s an opening for a “Friends who like to stay home and watch Red Box movies” during the weekends position in my life. Please send ur resume to “mouf.peace@gmail.com”.

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