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Ma-i-nn-ku-ma-na

OK. Seriousy, WTF is in the fucking Happy Meals these kids be eating these days that makes them freakishly advanced? First it’s the 18 year olds with bodies of video vixens (*ahem* LYANNE lol), and now it’s 4/5 year olds (I’m guessing) that play the ukulele like they were born with one in their hands. It’s already bad enough Rach’s (almost) 2 year-old son works her Iphone better than me and kindergartners fly down the mountain past me when I’m boarding. But check out ‘lil homey right here. He’s adorable and talented! Sure u can barely understand wtf he’s saying but shit, wtf were u doing at his age?

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