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If Men Lactaided

Him: So if white people produced “white milk” and black people produced chocolate milk would that mean Asians produced … Me: Soy milk?! Him: Yah right? So then Mexicans would make … Me: Horchata?! Him: Exactly. Me: Does that mean gay people make strawberry milk? Him: Or maybe an assorted fruit flavored milk. Me: Like fruit salad milk? OK. That’s just gross. What about us? What about Hawaiians? Him: I dunno, coconut milk? Me: Condensed milk? Me: Are we really having this conversation right now?

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