>Ladies do I have a treat for you. “How do you swallow all of those?” “Have we met?”
BEST LINES EVER LMAO.
And fellas (and if you’re like me, ladies too) yall know I can’t forget about you. Just for being good sports, here you go.
As usual, have a good weekend everyone!
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