>I FUCKING DIE!

>Ladies do I have a treat for you. “How do you swallow all of those?” “Have we met?”

BEST LINES EVER LMAO.

And fellas (and if you’re like me, ladies too) yall know I can’t forget about you. Just for being good sports, here you go.

Olivia Munn, officially my newest girl crush. I want to hate her for being so fucking gorgeous but I can’t because she’s so fucking cool which makes me want to hate her even more. Except for the fact that she totally reminds me of ME (minus the fact she’s HOT, tall, tanned, toned, has shiny hair, cute freckles, and nice boobs and a flat stomach, and straight teeth) and I totally want to be her bff. I’m such a sucker lol. (Thnx John)

As usual, have a good weekend everyone!