I CANNOT.

dearabi
Mar 5, 2011
1 min read

It’s official. I’m making babies this weekend. Three of them, so I can form my own little Art of Teknique dance group. My ovaries punched me in the face after seeing this video. Watch it and you’ll see why. Check out the last kid that dances in the fitted, it should be illegal to have that much swag at such a young age. Dear Lord, hide your 8 year old daughters.

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