>He Said, She Said – The Randomness
>him: should i just come by and swoop u up? where u wanna go?
me: ummm, where u feel like eating? downtown or elsewhere?
him: downtown is coo
me: k, i guess just come thru wen ur off
him: let’s just do somethin by union square
me: btw, i have a mannequin with me lmao
him: lol WTF
me: i bought it in the ghetto from sum dude that lives in a truck and has a dog
him: U R FUCKING RANDOM
me: i’m hella laughing in my cubicle ‘cuz it sounds like such a lie but it’s so true
mama ain’t neva lie!