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>He Said, She Said – The Randomness

>him: should i just come by and swoop u up? where u wanna go?

me: ummm, where u feel like eating? downtown or elsewhere?

him: downtown is coo

me: k, i guess just come thru wen ur off

him: let’s just do somethin by union square

me: aiiiiite

me: btw, i have a mannequin with me lmao

him: lol WTF

me: i bought it in the ghetto from sum dude that lives in a truck and has a dog

him: U R FUCKING RANDOM

me: i’m hella laughing in my cubicle ‘cuz it sounds like such a lie but it’s so true


mama ain’t neva lie!


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