Happy birthday to my very best friend and biggest supporter “since we were little girls,” Nasty-Nes! I hope you dance break your ass all the way to Puerta Vallarta and back. I never say it enough, but I love you!
Assholes aren’t very good at many things that don’t make you cry. They flake, have wandering dicks - I mean eyes, commitment issues, and secret girlfriends in other states. One thing they are good at
Hi, let’s dance. We can pretend like we came together and I didn’t just see you wistfully staring into the distance then abruptly looking busy on your phone. I’ve seen that look before. You’re tired a