top of page
RoseElephant copy.jpg

G.I. Joe Mama

It doesn’t actually look that good, and I never even watched the first one. But I’d watch it on mute if Channing Tatum and The Rock are both in it. I remember playing with G.I. Joes 24-7 with my cousin Charles. We’d hang string from the top of his stairs to the bottom and have them rappel down. Now this dude has two kids, and I’m ancient! *Sigh the good old days* BTW, is that a dubstep version of “Seven Nation Army” I hear? Siiick.

 
 
 

Recent Posts

See All
Tick-Tock.

Love is never enough. Remember when they lied and told us it was? They even made songs about it. But what if we do have more than love?...

 
 
 
DickStracted.

It's my Friday morning ritual. This routine is healthy. It's peaceful, it's comforting. I unroll my mat by the door, because it gets hot....

 
 
 

Comments


  • White Facebook Icon
  • White Twitter Icon
  • White Instagram Icon

© 2020 I'll make you feel things.

Thanks for submitting!

bottom of page