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Dear Diary – Sick and Tired Edition

Usually on Hump Wednesdays I try to entertain you guys with some raunchy rendezvous or freaky fantasy but today? All you get is that up there. A picture of my (cursed) Giants beanie, and some NyQuil. ‘Cuz the past 2.5 weeks have finally caught up to me and I am typing this while at home sick.

I knew it was bound to happen eventually, and am actually surprised I lasted this long. I’ve always had a weak immune system, but yesterday after convincing myself that the orange slice in my Blue Moon provided enough vitamin C to rid me of my sickness, I toughed it out and went to the game AND Sloane after. Peer pressure is a BITCH. And my bitches are so pretty and fabulous it’s hard to say no. It was definitely an interesting night, and as usual, well worth it.

Anyway, just wanted to apologize for not being on my game lately. I’ve just been feeling shitty physically. Gonna go get some Pho to take care of that, and hopefully I’ll have a post later on today. Happy hump day!

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