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Dear Diary – Fit Club Edition

Does it make this pic less douchey if I admit that I’m holding my breath? No? OK then I’m not lol. It ain’t much, but it’s progress. I definitely feel better than I look, and that’s what I care about most. Oh God, I’m turning into one of those annoying born again health freaks. Lemme stop and start with the food.



Soy chorizo scramble w/ low-fat cheese and wheat tortillas. I used one yolk and two egg whites, and substituted sour cream with plain non-fat yogurt.



Creamy brown rice salad with apples and broccoli. Recipe can be found on PoorGirlEatsWell.com



I know this looks like vomit, but it's actually my favorite oatmeal from Trader Joe's with fresh strawberries added to it. I kid you not it's so delicious, and has flaxseed and plant sterols.



Turkey lettuce wraps.



When I'm not drinking OJ out a wine glass, I'm drinking it through a silly straw. Because I'm five.



My moms way of being supportive. Gotta love her.



18 Rabbits granola under all of that, with a touch of agave nectar.



Spicy shrimp quesadillas with spinach and homemade pico de gallo.



My "healthy" attempt at hazelnut french toast lol. Wheat bread, no butter, and agave nectar instead of syrup. Don't judge me, I had a craving!


I was doing so good until I fucked it all up and had chicken and waffles with cheesy eggs and onions and a side of grits with milk and sugar at 2am asdjfklsdjfkldf. At least I find solace in knowing that the only bad decisions I make after 1am nowadays involve eating carbs lol. If you have any delicious, healthy recipes I should try please email them to me at dearabi@girlsarethenewboys.com or leave a comment below. Thanks!

P.S. Has anyone heard of or tried this product? I was on one of my favorite gossip websites (guilty) and saw it advertised there. I’m really curious to see if it does the trick. One of the reasons I don’t work out as often as I’d like is because I don’t like washing my hair everyday. Click on the image to go to the website, and let me know what you think.


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