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Crazy Love

The late comedian George Carlin once said something along the lines of, “Women are crazy and men are stupid. And the reason why women are so crazy, is because men are so stupid.”

While this arguable, much like, “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” I’m going to go with YES. Not to say there aren’t a few females who are loca from the jump, but it’s rare a woman smashes a mans headlights in just because they needed to kill time. And to say all women are crazy is like saying all men are stupid.

I suppose the root of the debate all starts with what you consider “crazy” to begin with, but if I were to elaborate on that this post would create a website of its own. And for the most part, a lot of men seem to think almost ANYTHING a woman does is crazy.

Went through your email and found you professing your love to your ex-girlfriend? Crazy. Caught a glimpse of someone sexting you a naked picture of themselves while you answered your phone? Crazy. Caught you slippin and informed the other chick of your faultiness? COO-COO FOR MOTHER-FUCKING CO-CO-PUFFS.

I especially have a problem with the last part. It might not be the best thing to do since it will most likely open up a can of worms, but I GET IT. What I don’t get is the fact that if a man were to do the same, he’d get pardoned via Bro Code section 1.5 per “Good lookin out” clause. If anything, he’d come off as soft, but never, ever crazy. While it’s all situational, I don’t see anything crazy about letting a man OR woman know that they can’t get away with treating people that genuinely care or love them as if they were disposable. And if I was being lied to, I would want to know.

Basically, a quiet woman is a sane woman. People think it’s crazy to slash someone’s tires, or key a brand new paint job upon hearing of her mans infidelity – and I agree lol. Justifiable? Perhaps. Nevertheless, it’s still a bit much.

But even more “crazy” than burning your trifling mans finest suits in the backseat of his luxury sedan (ala Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale), is you thinking the pain of betrayal will burn away with it. And even crazier than that, is him thinking he’d never get caught.

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